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Kickstart 🚀 your money machine 💰 with unboring emails & beyond

Here's how we'll work together to supercharge your sales with an entire year of viral emails to your best buyers (& much more)

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256+

bangers emailed to begging buyers this week

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Unlimited

Biz Advice

52

Weeks Of Emails

2-5x

Sales Boost

1

Hour A Year

I've tried a ton of marketing agencies & I'll never go back. Unboring's my go-to for killer emails that sell like he!! plus the strategy & skill superpowers my team needs.
Shiela F.

Ecommerce CEO

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Let me show you how Kickstart can be 100% free & how we write our own paycheck with performance bonuses (so you have zero risk) 👇

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Start here

Get 12 months of emails in under an hour

Wanna get it totally free? Here's how

You get the ultimate hook up when we get Silicon Valley to pay the bill instead of you! Get a 100% refund (or a free month of Unlimited) if you use our special link to sign up for the software you'll need & keep it for 12 months. That's it!

  • Buy now (or call)

  • 100% refund if you use one of our software partners

  • Complete marketing & sales software all ready to go

  • Hubspot.com is one of our premier partners, others available

Buy now & skip the wait or call first

Buy now & skip straight to the front of the launch line. But if you need to talk details first, no prob – book a call and grab our next available time that works for you.

Read our Super Simple Agreement

After our startup call we'll email you a link to sign your customized agreement so we're both clear on all the details – this gives us permission to start maxing out your money.

But we'd want to read it first too, so here you go. We had to pay the lawyers extra to dumb it down for us because one of our core values is "Keep It Super Simple". You're welcome.

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"We never counted on emails to make money. Mostly because I never sent any. Mostly because we never have anything to say. That's why I love that they take care of the content & everything else. Now we just count more boring cash!"

Dr. Neili P. // Private Practice Partner

Kickstart 🚀 plan

It's as hands off as we can make it

Send us your CEO School Cheat Sheet

So we can skip straight to the good stuff on our coaching call, you (or your intern) will start and finish our CEO School 🥇 guided DIY strategy in under an hour. Email it to us & we'll get up to speed before the call.

Jump on a personalized 1 to 1 strategy session call

Whenever you're ready, schedule your coaching call (up to 1 hour included, additional plans available). We'll review your CEO School 🥇 Cheat Sheet together, dial in your email details & celebrate the first day of your business's Best Year Ever! 🎉🥳

Give us a week & we'll give you 52 weeks of emails

In about a week we'll hand you back 52 weeks of emails that sell more to your best buyers, personalized exactly for your business.

They're ready to load & go – copy and paste into the email system you already use, tweak anything you want & send to your existing email list on autopilot. 

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Unlimited ⚡️ plan

We do it all to make you max $ now & later

This is boost mode for your business

At this point, you've already created your strategy with CEO School 🥇. We've already kickstarted sales to your best buyers with email.

Now you can either start coasting (again) or stomp the gas & turbo charge your money-making machine.

Everything for a business that sells for max money

Selling your business is beating the final boss & winning the high score!

How? Right strategy, right time, right team.

We do all the money-making marketing you need at each level of the game – one unified team, one unified strategy.

There's way too many services to list here, plus that's just a distraction. (No one wants the pizza place that also serves sushi). Rest easy knowing it's the same team of specialists that build & sell booming businesses for your fave influencers over at Legend Media ★ .

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"I used to think email didn't work anymore & couldn't compete with TikTok and all that. Turns out I was just boring! Unboring turned email into one of our most consistently profitable sales channels."

Stacey T. // Digital entrepreneur

Stay informed

Together you'll work less & make more

CEO Scoreboard to check stats & tasks at a glance

You stay in the loop with a business intelligence dashboard to monitor analytics, review deliverables, add/remove tasks, check progress, milestone deadlines, status updates, analytics reports, etc.

Like some old smart guy said – what gets measured gets maxed out.

Don't stress about another to do

Look we get it – you're already busy enough so we lighten the load on your team. If you want to keep an eye on things, you can. If you're the "just email me a pretty chart with numbers go up every month" type, that's ok too. You're in good hands.

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We pay for ourselves

We keep your sales skyrocketing all year

Our team pays for itself plus way more

We're on a performance pay system (with a monthly minimum starting at only $4k) so we write our own paycheck. We continuously monitor & optimize your business analytics & sales performance so you make max money for as long as you stay an Unlimited plan member (you can pause any time but when would you want less sales?).

Put simply – if we hit our performance goals we'll be handing you about 3 quarters for every extra dollar we make you every month. Any month we miss our minimum goals you pay no bonuses. Win win for you – that's how we like it.

If needed, we'll set up your email system free

We only win when you win bigger. So if running your own email money machine isn't your superpower, leave it to us. We'll use your email list and take care of the rest.

Performance Pay Details

It's up to us to write our own paycheck

When our high scores go up, you win bigger

Our scoreboard are your business's monthly metrics that matter (aka KPIs or key performance indicators). When they go up, we earn a bonus. If they don't hit minimums, we get no bonus. Zero risk for you – sound fair enough?

Here's some example KPIs for email👇

  • Open Rate (OR)

  • Click-Through Rate (CTR)

  • Conversion Rate (CR)

  • Revenue Generated

Winning your sales high score is our fave game

To keep our team leveling up your sales, we do tiered performance-based bonus levels based on beating benchmarks every month.

  • Bronze: Achieving baseline performance targets

  • Silver: Exceeding baseline targets by a certain percentage

  • Gold: Significantly surpassing baseline targets and achieving exceptional results

  • Platinum: Huzzaah! You just won the game!! 🏆

Performance pay plan that grows with you

Your agreement will include a performance pay plan customized just for you based on standards for your business type & industry. We'll test as we go until we identify your buyer sweet spot then we'll stomp on the gas & adjust comps regularly as your sales level up.

But we would want to get an idea before we started, so here ya go. 

Unboring

Legends 🏆

Superpowered email sales with influencers

The no-brainer blueprint for banger emails that print $

Grab attention with the viral videos, memes & more your buyers already love. We snag the top trending social posts & stuff them into your emails. Your audience gets "top tips" edutainment content from the name brand influencers they already trust. You get an instant reputation boost & always fresh content without the work. Win win win!

Plus you get instant access to sell their premium products. For our pet business example – your buyers are already buying [Influencer Name Here]'s Dog Training Academy membership from someone else. Now they can buy it from you & you make a % of every sale with zero extra work. Sound good? Thought so.

Here's how it works
  • Available to our Kickstart & Unlimited plan members only

  • We partner with top influencers in your industry

  • You feature their licensed content in your emails

  • You get access to sell their physical & digital products

  • Instantly boost attention, reputation & new revenue streams

  • Our top VIP members get exclusive invites to Legend Alliance for networking, experiences, masterminds & more

  • Powered by our parent company Legend Media ★ 

"The very first offer we ran more than paid for the whole year. Best thing I've ever done for my business so far!"

★★★★★

"Awesome - love the emails! We get so many replies since we started. I just email them back, say hi & they buy. It works"

★★★★★

"Lovin' it. I even look forward to getting my own emails now because I know our clients will be talking about it!"

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"Just what I needed! It's really hard to find (& keep) awesome marketers (& AI ain't all that)! Not anymore!!"

★★★★★

"I'm actually kind of embarassed. Totally missed a ton of gold hiding in my business FOR YEARS! Just glad I finally found someone to help us make more money"

★★★★★

"WOW. Could say a whole lot more, but why? JUST DO IT."

★★★★★

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BE UNBORING 💥

Turn banger emails into your secret sales weapon!


12 MONTH KICKSTART

An entire year of emails designed to surprise & delight

$6,479 $3,997

Ask how it's 100% free

With 12 months of CEO School 🥇 All Access

Done For You Unlimited plan available


Everything your team needs for an entire year of making crazy money with crazy awesome emails

FYI to keep it a premium experience we only launch 5 new VIP Members a week. Get on the wait list now! We might be launching your competition later today 😳

  • Pays For Itself From Day 1 Or It's Free

  • CEO School 🥇 DIY Business Strategy

  • An Entire Year Of Emails That Sell

  • 1 Hour Personalized 1 On 1 Biz Coaching

  • Send Emails Buyers Beg To Open

  • Sell More To Your Best Buyers

  • New Revenue Streams With Zero Work

  • Content From Popular Influencers

  • Fun Gamification & Giveaways

  • Loyalty Program With Reward Points

  • 12 Month All Access Pass Membership

  • Worry-Free Guarantee

  • Price For Life Promise

  • Influencers Trust Us To Do Their Emails

  • Benefits Legend Foundation

  • Want more? Kickstart Then Go Unlimited

Need us? Get in touch!

Who are we?

We're one of the Legend Ventures 🌊 AI-enhanced digital startups, which means we're part of the Legend Media ★ family, which means we're the same team a bunch of influencers trust to do their emails, marketing & business coaching too. Give me a shout any time!

You're only one unboring idea away 💥

– Daniel Bennett

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Text Me Any Time 👇 (or voicemail?)

FAQ

What's this CEO School thing – is it just another online course?

WE HATE COURSES for so many reasons. But you already know what that is, so let's just go with that for a sec.

Course Scenario 1: Tummy's growling. Starving – pizza time. Almost tasting it. It's decided! You enroll in Chef School and in 12 months you too will be making mouth-watering pizzas. ☠️

Course Scenario 2: Tummy's growling. Starving – pizza time. Almost tasting it. It's decided! You squeak open your kitchen cabinet door, scan over an endless row of cookbooks, grab one, blow the dust off, crack it open, flip page after page wishing you could just eat the pictures RIGHT NOW. ☠️

CO School Scenario: Tummy's growling. Starving – pizza time. Almost tasting it. Magic wand wave and Emiril himself is already BAM!!! pulling it out of your oven. 🏆

So, I guess you could call it a course but that's kind of the understatement of the year.
Maybe call it a money-making magic wand 🪄 ? Sounds way cooler too.

It's AI answers to business questions we've trained on the best advice from the best business brains in history.

You ask specific questions to level up YOUR business & it spits out scary-good suggestions. You execute the best & stack more boring cash.

Yeah there's a whole lot more goodies too – community to meet go-getters just like you, games, challenges, leaderboards, luminary experiences, guest experts, etc. – but the #1 goal is to get you from winging it to winning it with a solid business strategy in under an hour. You're welcome.

Why email? Isn't that so boring?

Haha YES!!! Guess it's job security.

Think about what makes you lol & frantically forward that hilarious meme or social media post to a friend.

We bring all that viral unboringness to your business's emails!

On social there's so much noise, you have almost no hope of grabbing attention & getting noticed 😭.

But when you bring all that OMG to the boring old inbox – you get noticed like a fart in church. But in a good way?!

Plus we just love email for so many reasons.

A big one is you can reach 100% of your audience every time without paying Markie Zuckerberg or any of the rest of those money-grubbing social media rascals.

Here's what a bunch of our VIP members told us they did to test then invest (I think that sounds pretty smart – you?)

Take a fraction of one month of your paid ad budget, get an entire year's worth of awesome emails & you'll be an email evangelist too.

What kind of emails do you do?

You know, the kind of emails your business coach or marketing team tells you you need to be sending once a week to stay on your best buyers' radar.

And, if you're like 83% of businesses, you don't do it.

And if you're like the other 17%, those emails are an afterthought task you gave the intern to set up ages ago.

This is exactly why your inbox is as boring as it is. BUT THAT'S GOOD NEWS FOR (THE NEW) YOU!!

Technically they're called nurture sequeneces (borrrring) for brand awareness (yawwwwnnn) and direct response (zzzz) marketing results.

Ever since 1948's Ogilvye On Advertising said it so eloquently, salesmanship in print is how fortunes are made. Direct response marketing experts agree that email can be the most valuable marketing channel (ahem) money-maker for any business if you know what you're doing – or you've got an email expert who does. Well ya just got "your guys" for that!

Email is also the most criminally unloved, unvalued, unused & uninteresting. Think about it – when's the last time you laughed in your inbox?

UNTIL NOW!!

Tell your marketing team we'll hand them:
• 52 weekly nurture emails
• Special offer emails
• Special occassion emails
• "Haven't seen you in a while" re-engagement emails
• Abandoned cart emails
• Plus exactly when, where, how & why to use them for max money-making

They're all proven to convert because they're modeled after the best banger business offers ever in every industry!

If you must know, these bangers are technically called "controls". We've trained our custom AI army on the highest converting emails & direct response grand slam offers ever sent to unsuspecting victims I mean adoring audiences in the last 100+ years.

We know salesmanship in print still mints millions. Now we're just bringing you along for the joy ride. Ready to roll? Thought so. We are too.

All this sounds too good to be true. Is it?

Well, yes & no. The good news is that we've harnessed our well-trained & good-looking AI robots so we can deliver 10x results 10x faster for 10x less. The final product is still 100% hand-polished by human experts, as you'd expect.

The bad news? Can't think of anything.

So I guess it's really win win for you, which is why we're doing all this anyway.

Why would I want the Unlimited plan? Can't I just do it myself?

Of course! That's the whole point. We kickstart your email sales & you're flying free. (Just remember us Christmas)

But our Unlimited VIP members know that buying money at a discount is about the best deal there is.

They like us hauling in stacks of cash every month & breaking us off our share of crisp ones for our troubles.

They know that because all we do is sell with email & we work in tons of different industries, we see what's working best RIGHT NOW to make mega money and bring it straight to boost their business.

We usually become their biggest sales superpower 💪, but we're not gonna brag or nothin'.

Plus Unlimited VIP members get access to the entire Legend Media team that helps influencers build & sell booming businesses. It's way more than just email and if it's good enough for them, it's probably good enough for you too.

Is all you do email? That's kind of boring

We love email because it's the ugly duckling that we turn into the golden goose to get your sales skyrocketing!

But that's kinda like going to Baskin Robbins and just getting the hot fudge sundae every time. I mean, it's good and all, but aren't you missing out on 30 other flavors(plus those insane toppings!)?

Business owners wake up wanting more sales not more emails. That's just one flavor of money-making we love.

Our CEO School 🥇 ("it's NOT A COURSE! it's a Strategery!") is how we give you an entire marketing & sales strategy for pennies on the dollar. It's everything we do for our big money Unlimited members (and our even bigger money Legend Media influencers).

Our Kickstart plan is for businesses that want to instantly turn email into one of their most profitable money-makers.

Our Unlimited plan is for the business owner who wants to wave their magic wand to make more money now and sell for more money later. They get access to a $350k/year Chief Marketing Officer plus entire marketing team for a fraction of just one FTE. They get unlimited services, just one thing at a time.

Unlimited members get the entire Legend Media team that helps influencers build & sell booming businesses. It's way more than just email and if it's good enough for them, it's probably good enough for you too.

So yeah, we do a bit more than email. But ya gotta start somewhere, am I right?

What's the deal with "unlimited everything"?

Think of our Unlimited plan as "build & boost" mode for your business and yep, you get unlimited services for one Price For Life fixed rate.

My team does (almost) anything & everything, just one thing at a time. Need a turbo boost to meet business deadlines? No problem - add SpeedPlus any month you want faster results (money buys speed).

You stay in the loop with a client dashboard to prioritize projects, add/remove tasks, check progress, milestone deadlines, status updates, etc. Message us any time, call when you need to.

Yep, it really is that simple.

How does the "2x email sales or it's free" thing work?

It's simple. Our real goal is to 5x (or more) your current revenue directly generated by email. But we try to underpromise and overdeliver.

So if our strategy doesn't hit our 2x minimum goal within 6 months, we'll keep working on it for free until it does (since that's the result you paid for). If we really can't (hasn't happened yet), we'll give 100% money back and know we tried our best.

And if you're a VIP member on our annual plan, any month we don't hit our 2x minimum sales goal you don't pay our minimum.

Sound fair enough?

I just want to sell my biz for max money – can you help?

Start with the end in mind. Simple, not easy. Especially when you don't know what you don't know.

Once you realize business is a game, you can get in the real game.

The final high score isn't what you make a year – it's what someone else is willing to pay for what you've built.

Stop wasting time with small boy stuff and start building a Built To Sell business.

Get in the major league game! We help winners win bigger. Here's how each level pays for itself plus way more:

1. CEO School gets you a solid success strategy done in under an hour
2. Kickstart gets you an entire year's worth of emails that sell more to your best buyers
3. Unlimited fires up our entire team to make you more money each month with performance pay bonuses
4. When it's time to sell, you get our No Sweat Exit guarantee – we'll buy it or broker it for you!

Sound fair enough?

What's the Worry-Free Guarantee?

You love our work or we keep working until you do. It's that simple.

What's the Price For Life Promise?

Oh our clients (we call 'em VIP members) really love this. We promise that even though our rates go up every 6 months as our skills & connections improve, you never pay a penny more as long as you're a VIP member.

Of course you're always free to pause your membership, but you'll resume at the current rates and your legacy plan will be gone forever.

How does all this unboring stuff make the world a better place?

Glad you asked! A % of every unboring dollar we make goes back to help Legend Foundation change the world with water 🌊. Visit legendventures.co to learn more. 

Unboring Marketing Presents: CEO Coach 💬

Steal our best unboring 💥 advice to 10x profit in under 10 seconds

Our premium programs aren't the right fit for everybody, but that doesn't mean the world doesn't need less borrrring businesses that mint max money.

Our CEO Coach AI gives awesome business coaching totally free!

It's your unfair advantage. How? Because we supercharge it with new strategies every single day for only one thing – maxing out profit. (FYI it's the exact same superpower we use to help our Unboring Marketing clients win bigger 🏆)

  • It Takes Under 10 Seconds – We Can't Make It Any Simpler

  • It's Free – We Can't Make It Any Cheaper

  • Unlock The Secrets of the Core 4 to Sell More

  • Tell it your website & get endless suggestions to 10x profit

  • We ❤️ Alex Hormozi's business brain – so we cloned it 😳

  • We're constantly improving it (we use it with our own clients too!)

  • We'll email you the link to start (you'll need a free ChatGPT account)

  • Go make some $ then come back & let's win bigger together

  • You're only one unboring idea away 💥

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FOUNDATION

changing the world with water 🌊

Here's the deal – we're trying to be the MrBeast of water. Crazy?! Of course and we need all the help we can get

A % of every unboring $ gives a swimming pool size of clean water to a thirsty soul who's never drank anything but brown

Why water? well... deep subject (haha dad joke alert). Because my fave things just keep flowing – water & unboring marketing – and because we can all do a little more.

Learn more at legendmedia.co

Cheers 🍻 & be water 🌊 (thanks Bruce)

– Daniel

Wanna join us?

We're always down to collab with luminaries, influencers, brands, causes & agencies who are down to make a real difference to real people on our mission of making business coaching accessible to all.

Check out Unboring Alliance

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You're only one unboring idea away 💥

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